Let's talk about ways to change my voice :)

1. Voice operation.
Problem?: Also don't have, are you gonna invent it? If you are tell me okay :) sponsor me too.

2. Act one low voice.
Problem?: I get sore throats every 2 days. How cool's that, you sponsor me go see doc every 2 days laa, i kaek :)

3. Don't scream or shout or talk for the rest of my life.
Problem?: Come on, you try laa, sounds so easy huh ;)

4. Control.
Problem?: How? You teach me ok, you try to CONTROL your voice or smth :)

See people, so easy right,
pick one out of the four options only what!
Aww, I'm trying to change something I'm born with.
Easy ain't it? Wanna try together?
It's like as if I go around telling people
"hey, you must listen to my voice and get pissed off at it ok!"
Sacarstic ain't? Attitude problem, you're thinking?
No, the problem doesn't lie with my attitude,
it lies with you, you just can't accept my attitude, that's all.
See? Perspective? Same goes for you.
You think I wanna be born with this voice?
I learnt to accept that this is me,
if you haven't kindly just bang your head on the wall and die.
Don't discriminate me, coward.
I hate it when people think it's so easy.
PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES,
TALK IS CHEAP.
I'm so tired of using a fake voice everyday,
when people can just talk naturally.
In what way do I have no rights to do the same?
If you think getting a sore throat once every 2 days is fun,
you can do it for all I freaking care.
I don't, and why must i change my voice for the likes of you,
when I don't even know who you are.
ARE YOU JEALOUS OF MY SEXY VOICE?
Betcha can't go higher than I can.